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夢の預兆?

連續幾晚都夢到你確不是個好夢~
夢要告訴我? 這是預兆嗎?
對你自己沒信心還是對自己沒信心?
無論甚麼結果,好好把身體照顧好… 這是我最擔心的…

Few continues night dream about you
But it’s not a sweet dream...
What actually dreams want to tell me?
Its symptoms will happen to us?
Anyway, what result will happen between us in future…
I hope you can take care your healthy
This is only a thing I worry.

p/s :
I know my English is very poor.. I want learn it.. J

JOKES

Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids wth him."Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY? _______________________________________________________________
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears ! ______________________________________________________________
WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early. _______________________________________________________________
1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!" _______________________________________________________________
John: it's my wife's birthdayPeter: what's your gift to her?John: i asked her what she wanted Peter: what did she said?John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.Peter: what did you gave her?John: playing cards

~ 雞的成長過程 ~

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Please carefully select eggs before you cook it...
A small life begin when you saw "white spot" inside the eggs
























































放屁

為難 :在擁擠的電梯裏想放屁。


幸運: 在屁出來之前,其他人都下電梯了。


高興: 電梯裏只有自己一人,輕鬆自在的放一個屁。


後悔: 太臭了,連自己都忍受不了。


羞愧: 臭味消散之前,有人上電梯。


痛苦: 電梯裏只有自己和另一個人,那個人放了一個更臭的屁。


鬱悶: 放屁的那個人裝作若無其事。


孤獨: 放屁的人先下了電梯,自己獨自忍受屁臭。


委屈: 屁兒沒散盡之前,又有人上電梯。


鬱忿: 跟媽媽上電梯的孩子指著我說:媽媽,他放屁。


崩潰: 媽媽告訴孩子:總有不自愛的人!


當人真難 ~

命運 之一

很久以前,看命師傅說我老年孤獨
這是命運嗎?

是終身老伴的背叛還是生命短暫的人生, 他才離我而去?
是無能生育還是孩子要自闖天地, 他們才離我而去?
因為年老也拖累家人, 他們才離我而去?

老年的生活會那麼淒涼嗎?
看看老人院的老人家, 看看求門無助的老人家, 看看到處流浪的老人家~
好可怕~

19 ~ 25歲
怕選錯未來的事業

25 ~ 30歲
怕嫁錯郎
怕錢不夠用
怕30歲還沒穩定的finance

30 ~ 50歲
怕另一半的背叛
怕生命的道別
怕孩子的教育

50 ~ 80歲
怕死
怕病痛
被拋棄

這就是人生必經歷的路, 怕也沒用~
還是珍惜現在,活在當下吧~

原來很簡單

有一個人去應徵工作,隨手將走廊上的紙屑撿起來,放進了垃圾桶,被路過的口試官看到了,因此他得到了這份工作。 原來獲得賞識很簡單,養成好習慣就可以了。

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有個小弟在腳踏車店當學徒,有人送來一部故障的腳踏車,小弟除了將車修好,還把車子整理的漂亮如新,其他學徒笑他多此一舉,後來雇主將腳踏車領回去的第二天,小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司上班。 原來出人頭地很簡單,吃點虧就可以了。

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有個小孩對母親說:「媽媽你今天好漂亮。」母親回答:「為什麼。」小孩說「因為媽媽今天都沒有生氣。」 原來要擁有漂亮很簡單,只要不生氣就可以了。

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有個牧場主人,叫他孩子每天在牧場上辛勤的工作,朋友對他說:「你不需要讓孩子如此辛苦,農作物一樣會長得很好的。」牧場主人回答說:「我不是在培養農作物,我是在培養我的孩子。」 原來培養孩子很簡單,讓他吃點苦頭就可以了。

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有一個網球教練對學生說:「如果一個網球掉進草堆裏,應該如何找?」 有人答:「從草堆中心線開始找。」有人答:「從草堆的最凹處開始找。」有人答:「從草最長的地方開始找。」教練宣布正確答案:「按部就班的從草地的一頭,搜尋到草地的另一。」 原來尋找成功的方法很簡單,從一數到十不要跳過就可以了。

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有一家商店經常燈火通明,有人問:「你們店裡到底是用什麼牌子的燈管?那麼耐用。」店家回答說:「我們的燈管也常常壞,祇是我們壞了就換而已。」 原來保持明亮的方法很簡單,只要常常更換就可以了

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住在田邊的青蛙對住在路邊的青蛙說:「你這裡太危險,搬來跟我住吧!」路邊的青蛙說:「我已經習慣了,懶得搬了。」幾天後,田邊的青蛙去探望路邊的青蛙,卻發現他已被車子壓死,暴屍在馬路上。 原來掌握命運的方法很簡單,遠離懶惰就可以了。

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有一隻小雞破殼而出的時候,剛好有隻烏龜經過,從此以後小雞就背著蛋殼過一生。 原來脫離沉重的負荷很簡單,放棄固執成見就可以了。

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有幾個小孩很想當天使,上帝給他們一人一個燭臺,叫他們要保持光亮,結果一天兩天過去了,上帝都沒來,所有小孩已不再擦拭那燭臺,有一天上帝突然造訪,每個人的燭臺都蒙上厚厚的灰塵,只有一個小孩大家都叫他笨小孩,因為上帝沒來,他也每天都擦拭,結果這個笨小孩成了天使。 原來當天使很簡單,只要實實在在去做就可以了。

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有隻小豬,向神請求做祂的門徒,神欣然答應,剛好有一頭小牛由泥沼裡爬出來,渾身都是泥濘,神對小豬說:「去幫他洗洗身子吧!」小豬訝異的答道:「我是神的門徒,怎麼能去侍候那髒兮兮的小牛呢!」神說:「你不去侍候別人,別人怎會知道,你是我的門徒呢!」 原來要變成神很簡單,只要真心付出就可以了。

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有一支掏金隊伍在沙漠中行走,大家都步伐沉重,痛苦不堪,只有一人快樂的走著,別人問:「你為何如此愜意?」他笑著:「因為我帶的東西最少。 」 原來快樂很簡單,擁有少一點就可以了。

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人生的光彩在哪裡?
早上醒來,光彩在臉上,充滿笑容的迎接未來。
到了中午,光彩在腰上,挺直腰桿的活在當下。
到了晚上,光彩在腳上,腳踏實地的做好自己。

原來人生也很簡單,只要能懂得「 珍惜、知足、感恩 」你就擁有了生命的光彩 「好東西要跟大家分享 生命就該浪費在美好的事物上, 當你遇見美好的事物時所要做的事, 就是把它分享給你四周的人; 這樣,美好的事物才能在這個世界上 自由自在的散播開來 .... 」

在你生命中是廚師還是老和尚

從前在山中的廟裡,有一個小和尚被要求去買食用油。

在離開前,廟裡的廚師交給他一個大碗,並嚴厲地警告: 「你一定要小心,我們最近財務狀況不是很理想,你絕對不可以把油灑出來。」
小和尚答應後就下山到城裡,到廚師指定的店裡買油。   在上山回廟的路上,他想到廚師兇惡的表情及嚴重的告誡,愈想愈覺得緊張, 小和尚小心翼翼地端著裝滿油的大碗,一步步地走在山路上,絲毫不敢左顧右盼,很不幸的是,他在快到廟門口裡時,由於沒有向前看路,結果踩到了一個洞。   雖然沒有摔跤,可是卻灑掉三分之一的油,小和尚非常懊惱,而且緊張到手都開始發抖,無法把碗端穩。
終於回到廟裡時,碗中的油就只剩一半了。
  
廚師拿到裝油的碗時,當然非常生氣,他指著小和尚大罵:「你這個笨蛋!我不是說要小心嗎?為什麼還是浪費這麼多油,真是氣死我了!」   小和尚聽了很難過,開始掉眼淚。
  
另外一位老和尚聽到了,就跑來問是怎麼一回事。 了解以後,他就去安撫廚師的情緒,並私下對小和尚說:「我再派你去買一次油。
這次我要你在回來的途中,多觀察你看到的人事物,並且需要跟我做一個報告。」
  
小和尚想要推卸這個任務,強調自己油都端不好,根本不可能既要端油,還要看風景、作報告。 不過在老和尚的堅持下,他只有勉強上路了。 在回來的途中,小和尚發現其實山路上的風景真是美。 遠方看得到雄偉的山峰,又有農夫在梯田上耕種。 走不久,又看到一群小孩子在路邊的空地上玩得很開心,而且還有兩位老先生在下棋。 這樣走看風景的情形下,不知不覺就回到廟裡了。 當小和尚把油交給廚師時,發現碗裡的油,裝的滿滿的,一點都沒有損失。
  
其實,我們想比較快樂的過日子,也可以採納位老和尚的建議。
與其天天在乎自己的成績和物質利益,不如每天努力在上學、工作, 或生活中,享受每一次經驗的過程,並從中學習成長。

一位真正懂得從生活經驗中找到人生樂趣的人,才不會覺得自己的日子充滿壓力及憂慮。
我想,這也是活得更積極,更樂觀的人生法寶吧


因為 在乎,反而越會對他產生誤會, 因為 在乎,犯了錯反而越不能原諒他
因為 在乎,反而對他會越不客氣, 因為 在乎,反而越會裝做不在乎 ,

人就是這麼奇妙的

Long Holiday at October07

Recently very Lazy to write blog... because I have a long holiday
10 days Long Holiday Make Me Become MORE Lazy~
Whole day sit at home eat and sleep....
aik~Looking back my holiday,
Why I waste so many timing to do unsense thing
still leaving 2 1/2 days leave... Need plan plan liao~


12th Oct 07 ~ Help cousin at her's shop, that night brought PA&MA went PAVILLION
13th Oct 07 ~ Joined uncle went to BatangKali HotWaterpool & Waterfall. Then,brought anty went to Ipoh ~ 3KAI 4KAI
14th Oct 07 ~ Travel Ipoh & Back PD
15th Oct 07 ~ Slept whole day at PD
16th Oct 07 ~ After brought ma went sauna & slept whole day at home
17th Oct 07 ~ brought mama went back grandma home & slept whole day at home
18th Oct 07 ~ Boss asked go back company to work.That night I YAM CHA & meet 3 different group of friend within 21/2 hrs.. GENG!!
19th Oct 07 ~ Now Snaking at company~ Boss ask me go back at 12pm.. :(
20th Oct 07 ~ ON PLANNING
21th Oct 07 ~ ON PLANNING

多種語言教你~打小人

別認真o...
~ JUST FOR LAUGH~

Sugar Free Chewing Gum

~JUST FOR LAUGH~

GO TO BUY & TRY LA.....

Microsoft Magic

MAGIC #1--
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as 'CON'. This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ' CON ' FOLDER

MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type 'Bush hid the facts' (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want..
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3
Microsoft's crazy facts This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened! It was discovered by a Brazilian...
Try it out yourself... Open Microsoft Word and type =rand(200, 99) And then press ENTER then see the magic................................

四合院式的古廟

一個四合院式的古廟變成日本婦女活動的地點會變成怎麼樣呢?
我到了那麼里,那是個美麗的四合院好似清朝時代的景觀. 小孩子在花園玩耍,日本婦女在互相交流她們的手工藝品.
里頭的管理員熱情招待,一一介紹四合院的故事和日本文化. 原本是神廟的改成交流所,里頭一些用費都是尤善心人布施偶爾日本婦女的老公也會回饋.

在我們聊天中,無意發現到我有位日本同事的老婆~ Yuki san也曾是這里的活躍人物. Katsuki san 因為工作關係被調回日本, 過後我們也在沒有聯絡了. 管理員也介紹我個好東西~ 有旋律的紙. 這張紙只要輕輕動,順右方向就有美麗的音樂出現. 它只是一張白紙,不同的紙有不同的音樂.價錢和我們一般上用的紙一樣, 所以他們選用這種紙來做紙折手工.

哦~ 到了下班時間, 日本婦女的老公也來這裡接他的家人回家. 有的還逗留在那裡欣賞他老婆和孩子的作品.這種天倫樂~ 簡直如人間天堂.....

我很悲觀嗎?

很久不見的你說 “我看了你的部落格,怎麼那麼悲觀…是怎麼回事?”
今年天新認識的朋友說: “你怎麼那麼悲觀,做人那麼消極?”
他曾經對我說 “你的眼神變了… 沒了光彩…失去了某些東西”

是嗎? 我很悲觀嗎? 還是我想太多了?
回想這幾年的生活,慢慢的數落…
答案: “是的,我變了…”
我,越來悲觀,越來越消極,越來越情緒化,越來越沒有自信心,
越來越沒有動力,越來越沒有判斷力, 越來越沒責任,越來越懶惰,越來越愛玩, 越來越自私, 越來越冷血, 甚麼壞的東西全都跑出來了!!!!

活潑, 責任,動力十足,好動,有衝勁,有領導力的我呢?消失去何方?
是甚麼讓我變成這樣?
社會?生活環境?朋友影響?
其實應該歸于本身觀念的問題吧! 觀念錯誤的問題吧!
現在做很多東西都三分鐘熱度,遇到挫折也容易放棄
曾經放棄了我最愛的舞蹈, 放棄興趣,放棄了友情,放棄了愛情, 放棄了學業…等

那我應該怎樣調整自己,應該怎麼做呢?
讓我好好想想,希望我也想得通…

夢舞

在曚濃的霧中看到了老師教導一班學生們跳舞~
學生們還是那麼頑皮不聽老師教導…
老師的個性還是老樣子,低聲下去教他們別那麼樣,要聽話~
然後就開始幫學生數舞步,編舞…

“ 一二三四…轉… 二二三四…跳… 三二三四…彎腰…”
“盈~~ 腳步腳步放………慢”
“秋葉~~ 手嘞???? 手不見啦??? 抬高點.…慢慢走~”
“你們兩個!!!!! 專心點!!!!怎麼一邊跳一邊講話啊???”
“唉呀~ 音樂過啦~ 你們怎麼沒走位啊???”

傳來老師的聲音和動感的音樂旋律
讓我懷念跳舞的時光~

“舜贇姐姐~”… “舜贇姐姐~”
學生們都看到我了~
“舜贇你來啦~” 老師每次見到我第一句話還是一樣的
“來~跳跳你的舞”
“老師…..骨頭硬了, 跳不動了” 嘿嘿~ 心里很期待, 又怕跳不好的爛借口
“跳啦~”
“喔~” 暗笑

這樣就跳我未呈獻的舞~
在享受舞與音樂的融合中~
夢醒了…


其實好想念跳舞喔~ 好想回去跳舞喔~
可是… 唉~

杂菜饭 戴敏非 / 杂菜饭插曲 一常低头

非常好听的歌曲和你分享~希望大家多多支持戴敏非

p/s: 原來戴敏非是才女戴佩妮的哥哥~ 

杂菜饭

輕鬆搞笑劇

"杂菜饭"將在兩個月後上影,別忘去棒場...支持一下

輕鬆一下,大笑一場....拋開近日的煩惱

為什麼哭 ( 一個真實的故事 )

Why did he cry? (A True Story)

發生在中國的一個真實的故事。
A true story that happened in China

滿載乘客的長途客車行馳在盤山公路上。
A bus full of passengers was travelling on hilly road.

山間公路上三名持槍歹徙居然盯上 漂亮的女司機,強迫中巴停下, 要帶女司機下車去「玩玩」。
Midway through the journey, 3 armed thugs was eyeing the pretty woman bus driver. They forced the bus to stop and wanted to have fun with the driver!

女司機情急呼救,全車乘客噤若寒蟬。
The woman driver naturally shouted for help, but all the rest of the passengers just kept quiet.

只有一中年瘦弱男子應聲奮起, 卻被打傷在地。這位男子氣極, 奮起大呼全車人制止暴行,卻無人響應, 任憑女司機被拖至山林草叢。
Then a weakly looking middle-aged man came forth to ask the 3 men to stop; but he was instead beaten up. The man was very angry and appealed loudly to the other passengers to stop this uncivilised act but nobody responded. And the driver was dragged by the 3 men to the bushes nearby.

半個時辰後,三歹徒與衣衫不整的女司機 歸來回到車上。車又將行 ~~~ 女司機要被打傷流血的瘦弱男子下車。 男子不肯,僵持起來。
An hour later, the 3 thugs and the ruffled driver came back to the bus and the driver is ready to drive off again....

" 喂,你下車吧,我的車不拉你!"
"Hey you, get down the bus!" the woman driver shouted to the man who tried to assist her earlier on.

中年男子急了,說:「你這人怎麼不講道理, 我還救你呢,難道我還錯嗎?」
The man was bewildered and said: "What's wrong with you? I was trying to save you just now and was I wrong in doing so?"

「你救我?你救我什麼了?」 女司機矢口否認,引得幾個乘客竊笑。
"You save me? What have you done to save me?" The driver retorted, and a few of the passengers were quietly laughing away.

中年男子氣極,恨自已身無大俠之力! 救人未救成,可也不該得此 ~~~ 被驅逐下車的結果呀,他堅決不下。 「再說我買票了,我有權坐車!」
The man was really angry. Even though he did not have the ability to save her, he should not be given this treatment at all. He refused to get down the bus and said; "I paid for the trip and I have the right to remain."

女司機揚起臉無情地說:「不下車,我就不開。」
The driver put on a grim face and said: "If you don't get down, the bus will not move on."

沒想到的是,滿車剛才還對暴行熟視無睹的乘客們, 卻如剛剛睡醒般,齊心協力地勸那男子下車: 「你快下去吧,我們還有事呢,耽擱不起!」
What was unexpected was that the passengers, who were oblivious to the barbaric act of the thugs just now, suddenly woke up and in a concerted effort asked the man to get down the bus saying: "You might as well get off the bus, we have things to attend to and cannot afford anymore delays!"

有幾位力大的乘客 ~ 甚至想上前拖這中年男子下車, 使人想起莫泊桑筆下【羊脂球】的情節。 .
A few stronger passenger were indeed trying to drag the man down the bus

三個歹徒咧著嘴笑,得意地笑了。 其中有個黑皮無賴毫不知恥地說:「哥們把她玩恣了!」 另外兩個歹徒也胡言亂語:「她是我對象,關你屁事!」
The 3 thugs were smiling knowingly at each other and commented: "We must have done a great job to the lady!"

一場爭吵,直到那男子的行李從車窗扔出, 他隨後被推擠而下。
After much ado, the man's luggage was thrown out the bus window and he was ousted out of the bus.

汽車又平穩地行駛在山路上, 女司機掠了一下頭髮,按響了收音機。
The bus started on its journey again. The driver straightened up her hair and turned the radio to full volume.

車快到山頂,拐過彎去就要下山了, 車左側是劈山開的路,右側是百丈懸崖。
The bus was reaching the hill top and will go downhill after a turn. The right side of the bus was facing an unfathomable cliff.

汽車悄悄地加速了,女司機臉上十分平靜, 雙手緊握著方向盤,眼睛淌出晶瑩的淚水。
The speed of the bus increased gradually. The driver's face was very calm with both hands on the steering wheel. Tears started to swell in her eyes.

一歹徒似乎覺察到了什麼,說: 「慢點開,慢點開,你想幹什麼? " 」
One of the thug realised something amiss and said to the driver: "Drive slowly, what are you trying to do?"

女司機並不說話,車速越來越快。 歹徒企圖撲上去搶方向盤, 汽車卻像離弦的箭向懸崖衝去。
The driver said nothing, but the bus travelled faster and faster. The thug tried to grap hold of the steering wheel, but the bus shoot towards the cliff like an arrow leaving the bow.

第二天,當地報紙報導:伏虎山區 ~ 昨日發生慘禍, 一中型巴士摔下山崖。 車上司機和十三名乘客無一生還 。
The next day, the local paper reported a tragic accident at the 'Tiger Taming Hill' region. A medium sized bus fell through the cliff and the driver and the 13 passengers were all killed.

半路被趕下車的中年人看到報紙哭了, 誰也不知道他哭什麼,為什麼哭?
The man who was chased down the bus saw the paper and cried. Nobody knew what was he crying about and why he cried!

現在你知道他為什麼哭了嗎? 若你身在當時的情境,你會不會 ~ 也像那個中年人一樣挺身而出呢?
You know why he cried? If you were in the bus, would you stand up like the man did?

這才是人心,這才是正常的社會!
We need people like him to create and sustain a normal society!

當我們用心對人時 ; 有心人將以熱情回報妳 ; 希望我們都是用心的人 ; 也是有心的人
When we treat others with our hearts; we will receive warmth and love from people!